Interview

I came across this interview online (whilst looking for one about Father's for that special little holiday last month...sorry Gary, I'll getcha next year!).

I interviewed Austin and Logan separately and even a few weeks apart. 

1. What is something mom always says to you?
A: Go get dressed
L: Stop! Stop! Stop and Stop!

2. What makes mom happy?
A: don’t poo in your pants
L: kisses!

3. What makes mom sad?
A: her brother went up in heaven
L: Touching her computer

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
A: tickles me
L: tickles us

5. What was your mom like as a child?
A: I don’t know, maybe we can look it up on your computer:
L:  a baby, awwwww, 4 years old….. precious

6. How old is your mom?
A: 40
L: one years old
(together, they add up right!)

7. How tall is your mom?
A: inches tall
L: (at this point, he “measures me” and counts out, 1,2,3, and answers) Four foot talll

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
A: she likes to play and likes to work
L: ride bikes with us (I don’t even have a bike)

9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
A; she says Austin? Austin? What are You doing?:
L: I don’t know, but she’s scared

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
A:  (no answer)
L; so so bad (?)

11. What is your mom really good at?
A: ping pong and soccer (I don’t think I’ve ever played either with him)
L: teaching us stuff

12. What is your mom not very good at?
A: not good at jumping on the trampoline, not doing flips (for the record, I'm very good at the trampoline, just not the flips part)
L: riding a bike

13. What does your mom do for a job?
A: is to work
L: Spends money (little mixed up, eh?  lol)

14.What is your mom's favorite food?
A: fish ( can’t even tell you the last time we had Salmon, but I do love it)
L: broccoli (?)

15.What makes you proud of your mom?
A: when I win the champion at soccer
L: listening

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
A: Um, I don't know....maybe Madascasgar,
Me:  Madacasgar?  Really?  (it's not a movie we watch that often) but which character? (I'm wondering giraffe, lion's Momma, the hippo?)
A:  Maybe Ricco
Me: Ricco?  Oh, one of the penquins?  Which one is he?
A: He's the one that throws up all the time
Me:  Austin!?!  Why is Mommy like that?
A: I don't know, I guess because he spits up all the things they need all the time.
Me: awwwwww......Austin that was a really, really good answer.

L: Batman, because that’s my favorite character

17. What do you and your mom do together?
A: we go back down the car (down the driveway) without our seatbelts on
L: get married

18. How are you and your mom the same?
A: We both like Busch Gardens
L: (no answer)

19. How are you and your mom different?
A: she has long hair and I don’t
L: you're big and I’m a little

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
A: cuz you learn me (taught) "te amo"
L: because she says that

21. What does your mom like most about your dad?
A: his tools and his princess wand tool (LMAO!!!)
L: marrying him

22. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
A:  to the park
B: Chucky! (cheese)

Anything else you’ld like to say?
A: No scooter in the street.
L: Car! Go to the side (curb)